Road Asshole percentage

Kinja'd!!! "SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
02/14/2014 at 18:38 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Casper > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/14/2014 at 18:40

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Sounds about right for around here.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/14/2014 at 18:40

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pointy boobs


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/14/2014 at 18:41

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This should be framed or something.


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/14/2014 at 18:41

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Assholes only because we're having more fun than you


Kinja'd!!! AM3R > Stupidru
02/14/2014 at 18:42

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Yeah! -BMW owner

Also, looks like fall is the best time to go out haha


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > XJDano
02/14/2014 at 18:45

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This man.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Stupidru
02/14/2014 at 18:48

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Doubtful you're having more fun than me

I'm a 2-BMW owner.... my winter beater has tons of torque, RWD and winter tires


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > XJDano
02/14/2014 at 18:48

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I like you


Kinja'd!!! joemcm > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/14/2014 at 18:49

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Nope. It's the people in trucks and SUVs with 4-wheel drive that piss me off. There's way more of them and they drive like they're bulletproof.


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/14/2014 at 18:50

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According to the graph, you're not allowed to be a smug asshole right now- only Stupidru drivers like me can be!


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Stupidru
02/14/2014 at 18:51

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Bitch, I'm the exception confirming the rule!

COME AT ME BRO


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/14/2014 at 18:55

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Audi is missing. :/


Kinja'd!!! wrblue11 > Stupidru
02/14/2014 at 18:55

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i own both...im such an ass


Kinja'd!!! ptak appreciates old racecars > XJDano
02/14/2014 at 18:59

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > XJDano
02/14/2014 at 19:00

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Kinja'd!!! Arben72 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/14/2014 at 19:08

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What if I have both?


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Arben72
02/14/2014 at 19:23

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then you can be a bonafide recognized asshole all year!!!


Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > joemcm
02/14/2014 at 19:39

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This is so right. But I will concede that I feel a bit better when an asshole winter driver (no matter what they drive) tears by me, then I see them miles later, stuck in the snow-covered median or the shoulder.

I hope they heed the universe's reminder to respect physics and drive in a more safe, appropriate manner for the conditions.


Kinja'd!!! DPillar > Takuro Spirit
02/14/2014 at 19:45

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Agreed, Considering the largest measure of assholery is a failure to signal, I have devised an algorithm, basically graphed, it's number of times signaled over number of opportunities to signal by make. Audi drivers are the highest on the number of opportunities and lowest on the actually signaled. In fact Audi, Bmw, Scion, Mercedes, and Ram, all fall below the Honda Accord Diagonal. Subaru tends to be toward the higher end of signal users edging out a surprise Mini. Of course Volvo nears the top honors. Another big surprise is how far down Toyota falls, due largely, if not exclusively to, Prius drivers.


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > wrblue11
02/14/2014 at 21:50

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I own one, but aspire to own the other